• Guy who once lived in New York
• Emotionally vulnerable carpenter from Austria
• Transmasc who patiently listens to all your bullshit
• Kindergarten teacher (also grows psychedelic mushrooms)
• Team Dad with a rich family and a lot of vinyls
• Team Mom and serial pet rescuer
• Guy who thought he was just auditioning to be a housemate and is just now realising what he signed up for

together they are… Super Space Polycule