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Thank you for your service, braver than the troops
When the revolution comes, I will be Executive Junior Chancellor of Simpsons Memes
Another American Patriot down (bad)
Is that the Trapt singer?
Back off, I’ll suck you off
Head strong
I’ll suck off anyone
but were shots fired, or did they get there before he could finish?
He’s not IDF, they’re not getting that cum
Good thing he wasn’t, would have hit a kid
What is up with some dudes and jerking it in weird locations?
At my peak horniness of my early 20s I think the strangest place I ever jerked off was in a public library bathroom, but that was in a stall where nobody could see me. I never felt the urge to whip it out in a hotel hallway.
Drunk, probably coke or method and he followed some women and was standing outside their door, possibly with the intent to SA them.
reminds me of that bit in early Breaking Bad where they introduce Saul Goodman by having him get Badger (a young kid who got caught in a basically-entrapment buy-bust by APD) mixed up with a public masturbator. the way saul, who has no moral problems with anything, criticizes public masturbation still makes me laugh.
“In a Starbucks… that’s nice.”
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
i’m gonna get dragged through the streets of hexbear for this but…
(if he wasn’t crying like a fucking baby…)and obviously if he wasn’t being a freak in a hotel hallway ofc…
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