In the next few days Trump gets Graham and McConnell mixed up
“Lindsey? Oh she was a great woman, a terrific woman. Some say, one of the best. Anyway, Isn’t my ballroom coming along great?”
wow Lindsey Graham just died? I’m hearing about who she is for the first time just nowShe played the Bionic Woman in the seventies, didn’t she?
I can’t wait to hear Mitch McConnell’s statement on this.
iron lung noises
bing…bing…bing…bing…bing…beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
They just created a thousand Lindsey Grahams
Call that a kilograham
We are Lindsey Graham, we caaaaary the flame!
vaxxed?
Looking into this
more pleaseI’m prepping a template
Might as well fill it in with McConnell too - maybe it’ll even be usable today too!
they won’t admit mitch is dead until that state special election deadline is passed
when is that? it’s going to be comically on the nose when they release at 12:01 AM or whatever
like a week into august?
Sad when they go young like that
Only 71? Wow he was just a kid 😔 Pelosi is old enough to have been his mom
He wasn’t even old enough to run for president :sadness:
he came so hard after trump killed the ceasefire his heart couldn’t keep up. rest in piss.
Imagine dying before Mitch McConnell.
Well… Let’s just say maybe the judges should review the footage before deciding who crossed that particular finish line first.
Yeah this is a case where we don’t need VAR but it’s nice to have.
For some reason the first two news sources reporting on it are both Israeli 👁️
Lindsey Graham was very close to Israel. I remember watching a video where he said that he visits Israel every week. I have to find it
Tweet from Israeli fascist ‘Minister of National Security’ Itamar Ben Gvir
https://nitter.net/itamarbengvir/status/2076191208691396932#m
I was thinking there’s nothing more damning than praise from Netanyahu, and then Ben-gvir opens his mouth
those replies
here’s some reports from Iran on Lindsey Graham dying.
https://en.mehrnews.com/news/246118/Anti-Iran-senator-Lindsey-Graham-dies
https://nitter.net/FarsNews_Agency/status/2076189554311139464#m
Okay here’s a video of Lindsey Graham in Tel Aviv. The video is dated February 16 2026. At 14m45s, Lindsey says “The wars of the future are being planned here in Israel.” On February 27 2026, US missiles and Israeli fighter jets began striking Iran. This was the beginning of the 2026 US-Israel war of aggression against Iran. Ayatollah Ali Khamenei was assassinated by US on February 28 2026.
When I first read it, I wasn’t paying attention and thought it meant it was confirming Mitch’s death. But no, we probably got two dead republican senators.
two down 90 to go
I’ll only get excited if it happens again in the next month.
It’s much more probable it was natural for at least one of them, so I’m not expecting much
I didn’t even know he was sick
He just died? Wow. I didn’t know that… He led an amazing life. What else can you say? He was an amazing man, whether you agree or not. He was an amazing man who led an amazing life. I’m actually sad to hear that.
sudden illness they said. contracted in ukraine apparently
Emergency personnel responded to a call for “cardiac arrest” at Graham’s Capitol Hill home on Saturday night, according to police scanner audio obtained by NBC News.
Photographs reviewed by NBC News show that paramedics carried a person on a stretcher from Graham’s home to an awaiting ambulance. Police cars and fire trucks were also on site.
Who made the call? He was a famous bachelor.
Checked the TV for coverage and CNN is making the point that the “cardiac arrest” could mean almost anything. They aren’t quite saying that it means his heart stopped before they got the call, but that’s my reading – like, even if he’d choked to death, the problem at that point had become the stopped heart.
critical support, труст тхе план
Ок ай оуил маи френд
awww he died before he got to see the collapse of the united states </3
this is so sad can we get 10,000 likes?
Say what you will about the guy but this was pretty cool of him to do
Crabs out
Damn, I was hoping they’d keep pretending he was alive so we could have the first LLM senator.
Another senator down
Isn’t that Mitch Mcconnell? Seems like there’s still pretending he’s alive
Might get 2 dead fash senators in one week if we’re lucky
This one is Lindsey, the one pretending to be alive is Mitch. We probably got two dead republican senators.
