Might as well post this, seeing as I’ve used it in a few threads.
[Image Description: an oil painting depiction of a toad dressed in gentlemanly Victorian period clothing with a caption that reads “gentlemen, it is with great pleasure that I inform you my name was included on the tesseract block list”]
Somehow I made it in too!
Support of my trans hommies and commenting on pictures of cats and opossums has finally paid off!
It’s a big club and no one knows how they joined!
I’m just really honoured to be part of this illustrious club 🥹
Well, seing the hammer and sickle banned as regex along with ACAB kind of gives the reason away.
idk I’ve got a bit of an idea 🤣️
lol. and i’m on the naughty list because i didn’t spank you hard enough, i guess?
I TOLD you to spank me harder!
I can take it!
And that’s how I broke my wrist. Again.
Oh fuck boys, I did it. I’d like to thank everyone that helped me get here.

Oh, wow, Beat Takeshi, too? I wouldn’t wanna be in a club that didn’t allow him, anyway. 🤌🏼
Where is this list? I wanna know if I made the cut (probably not though because I mostly lurk or only reply 😭)
If you have to ask, you are not in it.
What’s your rank?
I’m ranked 95 on the leaderboard #Top100 #pro-leftist

I’m still fucking pissed I didn’t make the list. I’m an asshole and I deserve to be recognized as such!
Hey bro, I see you

So wholesome 🥺
Probably saw your name and thought you’d help him purge the violent extremists off this app.
I made 12th on the regex but it appears to be sorted alphabetically

Yeah I’m in the regex too.
Starting to think somebody should make a community and set that as the allow list
Hah im 7
Where do i collect my price?
I’m extremely disappointed in myself as well are really confused why I didn’t make the list… I feel like I’m pretty clearly anti state and capitalism? Ban me dammit!
It was one guy. You gotta be impressed he managed as many as he actually did.
We need a badge or flair or something.
Fuck it, I’ll wear it, yeah

To a Certified PosterI have no idea of what is going on, all I know is that while a shitload of massive shit is going on, and a fuckton of less massive shit is going on, some relatively minor shit has also been going on, and in two weeks I will be down in Germany on taking a ride on an airship and seeing some cool stuff.
Just one more week until my vacation…
https://lemmy.world/post/49778353
It’s lemmy/fediverse drama that you needn’t burden yourself with
Sad that it was posted on .ml as I have it blocked…
a hydrogen filled airship?
I hope not
We should print t-shirts. “Tesseract Shadowban” sounds metal AF. 🤘🏼
One of us, one of us
Its basically a participation trophy at this point.
So hot right now.
I am a little sad I haven’t commented on things frequently enough to be on the list.
My views and comment history would definitely put me on that list.
And the current American government’s list. Though, let’s be honest, all of the fediverse is on that one.
How would somebody go about finding their name? Do they just have to download the GitHub repo and search?

Hell yeah brother!
Part of the problem is that it isn’t even in the repo. It’s grabbed at runtime, without informing users and having no opt-out.
$ curl -s https://tesseract.dubvee.org/tesseract/api/system/policy | base64 -d | gunzip > policy.jsonCreates the list and puts it into a file called policy. One of the largest issues is that the list isn’t even in the repository. Its gotten while the we app is running, and not readily available
https://file.garden/amIRhTctI0qld2r5/policy.json
Check that file
fucking kidding me… Ive got myself banned from ml. how do I get on this garbage list?
Eyyy one of my alts made the list! In fairness this is my least political account, and I’m on a banned instance.
I’m just glad to be included.
It’s fetched from a site, it’s not in the repo I think

















