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Striker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Piers Morgan gets owned

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Piers Morgan gets owned

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Striker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • madcaesar@lemmy.world
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    Turn back stranger. This thread is full of people arguing about history and political theories without any clue about either.

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      Hold my ideology, I’m going in!

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        Hold my common sense, I’m wading into a political comment section!

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      Thanks for the warning, but I ignored it and regret this decision.

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      Will do. Thanks for the advice fellow stranger.

    • CashewNut 🏴󠁢󠁥󠁧󠁿@lemmy.world
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      Ha! I’m gonna risk it!

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      So normal Internet stuff then?

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      I love that this is on top.

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      Thank you sir, I shall continue scrolling

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      I too saw this on top, and I’m going to listen to it! Later guys!

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      Comrade, I’m doing my part!

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      Literally going to do just that. Xiao.

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      ty cya hagd

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    Remember when he asked the supermodel what the “first five digits of the Pythagorean Theorem” were because haha stupid women? Then he got super owned because he meant to say Pi? What a complete wanker.

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      Even if that went the way he wanted who the fuck needs to know more than 3.14? memorization is not intelligence

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        It is, however, what stupid people think intelligence is.

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        Thank you! Having the skill of a piece of paper and a pen being compared to intelligence is pet peeve of mine.

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        Not to mention knowing pi beyond 3.14 is useless.

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          The only pi I need to know is pe-can.

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      He must have meant the first 5 digits of the theorem expressed as some kind of Godel numbering. I mean there’s no way he’s a complete moronic cunt, right?

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      He even got the numbers wrong…he says 3.147 when it’s 3.14159…if it were actually 3.147 you’d likely round 3.14 to 3.15 for the shorter version.

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      Link?

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          Haha. I am not familiar with that guy but he seemed to have owned it after he messed up.

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    I regret looking up the clip: https://youtu.be/jNFOVkB6JjQ

    Sorry to say to my UK friends, it looks like these people have no manners when it comes to debating. Asking a question and then proceeded to shout over them. I’m surprised they still have viewers.

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      No need to apologise as Piers Morgan does in fact not represent the UK, I’m fairly certain that he is almost universally disliked.

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        Apart from the flag-shaggers and gammons that want someone to “tell it like it is”

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        Also, seems like he represents the universally existing layer of people that couldn’t care less about moral or ethics

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      I couldn’t hear half the shit Piers said or any of the other people because he keeps talking over them like a gigantic baby. What a total loser.

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        OMG it was bad. Nothing understood because off the yelling

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          of*

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            Thanks!

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      Holy hell, It hurt watching that so freaking much.

      It was not worth watching it just for that moment. I am blown away at how much he kept saying something with a response being the opposite of what he wanted and then him repeating it. “I did protest Obama” “I already told you I don’t know” “I don’t know the number” dude, I am amazed at her patience with a grown man acting like a toddler that didn’t get his way.

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      That’s typical journalism on ITV and Channel 5. BBC has its moments but it’s not as bad. I simply can’t watch news on these channels for this reason.

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      Here is the video with time stamp of the quote https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNFOVkB6JjQ&t=604

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          Do piped videos not support embedded time stamps?

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            It did work for me

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            Did you have the video open already? I know in YT the timestamp didn’t seem to work after I already had the video open at a different time.

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              I must have. Another user reported no issue, so I’ll just put it down to one of those little quirks :)

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    Outsmarting Piers Morgan is about as difficult as obeying gravity.

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      getting a word in edgeways is the real problem

      Still, at least he is a filthy phone hacker.

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    When they sacked Clarkson for hitting a producer, I was like: But he also punched Morgan, shouldn’t he, like, get one free for that?

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      He called him a “lazy Irish cunt” when he punched the producer for not being able to magically produce a restaurant quality steak at midnight.

      Idk if you know anything about old gammon pricks, but that wasn’t a simple observation that the guy was Irish.

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      When did he punch Morgan? I missed that one.

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      I am amused by the fact that Piers Morgan is so daft that he manages to piss off a guy who fellates his car and bike loving commie hippies.

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    Isn’t “getting owned” basically this douche’s job?

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    Piers Morgan blocked me on Xitter, back when I had an account there. It was the highlight of my brief time on that platform.

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      “Xitter” is absolutely amazing. This is the first time I’ve seen someone call it that.

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        Pronounced “shitter”

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    Some basic facts about your hero Stalin

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      Defeated Hitler.

      And a lot of his rivals.

      And non rivals.

      And civilians.

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        To be fair… soviet Russia should’ve absolutely steamrolled Germany with even a half decent leader.

        Stalin almost let Hitler win by being just about the dumbest fucking leader on the planet. And that includes whatever idiot was leading the French.

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      Yes because all reds support Stalin, like all fascists support trump. Please.

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      Cool mustache, terrible everything else.

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        Hitler or Stalin?

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          I’m not a fan of Hitler’s moustache.

          Both are among the worst humans who ever existed.

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            I think it looked cute. Definitely worked a lot better on Charlie Chaplin.

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      Had a cool hat alter ego called rainbow stylin

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        City rooftop, summer night.

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    Remember when Piers Morgan came to the U.S. and everyone hated him here too, so he slinked back to the UK?

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    https://www.teenvogue.com/story/ash-sarkar-communist-called-piers-morgan-idiot

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      The fact she had to say it twice. Piers Morgan is a twat.

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    Morgan is a cancer.

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    conservatives are really good at arguing against what they imagine leftists to be and really bad at arguing against what leftists actually are

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      Her “I’m literally a communist.” is hilarious and your statement is spot on.

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    Piers is so out of touch, even by American standards

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    Oh my. What kind of interview is this? He doesn’t let her answer anything but answers his own questions for her. This is ridiculous; she is cool though. ~~https://youtu.be/3qBN7lUKZVg?si=l9INkjbjdaROmG9h~~

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      That’s called a Piers Morgan interview lol.

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    I’ve had easier times watching Fox News segments.

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