Armpit Bagette

Remember when he bought Twitter and unbanned all those accounts that posted kiddie stuff? It sure looked like he was just trying to get himself continued access to content

Ok well it might not be a terrible smell, but it is strong and stronger than I think a lot of people that have been around a fire realise. Perhaps because of o bit of nose blindness that you can get from sitting around that for too long but it can be a bit of a shock to someone coming from outside. At one point I lived for a bit at the edge of civilisation and Roma people would sometimes come around selling their wares on market day - and I’m talking the tent and horses type here. I tell you, I could have my back turned and I could smell them approaching from several steps away.

Mate i like your romantic narration and all but I have to break it to you, that delightful scent of wood smoke in your beard is actually a stink. That campfire smell gets everywhere and sometimes you have to wash your clothes twice just to get that stank out. Its still fun though.

uh did you miss the part where ‘south america’ isn’t a country and that these people don’t exist?

Well maybe when one day when you get to enjoy a woman you won’t mind so much.

To me that reads more like… we’re going to put too much on your plate, you’ll have to work lots of overtime, you’ll be stressed all the time and we expect you not to complain because we warned you in advance.

2700K kin checking in. Fuck those false gods.

It is peanuts to him but I think his hissyfit is not so much about the money but the fact that the EU has the capacity to regulate his company. As an billionaire in the US he is very much used to doing whatever he wants with no consequences or constraints from regulatory agencies.

Becky is no fun in bed. She probably only has missionary on the first Saturday of the month between 9 and 11 pm. If you miss the window, its your fucking problem man, just wait another month.

I don’t think you’re quite grasping the concept of sustainable food production.

That’s really not how most organisations go about solving the problem. They aid by creating and developing agricultural infrastructure, not just buying people food.

If those trousers were any higher they would be holding up his boobies

I mean who wouldn’t want them back? I for one think about Limwire all time… just thinking - wouldn’t it be great if Limewire would just launch some new stuff, maybe sell some colourful shoes, open a lime themed restaurant or maybe even become a hedge fund. Yeah, that would be just great.