Have you tried prayer?

How’d that go?

Same as it ever was

In Two Weeks?

Miso gets called ‘Miso’, but also ‘Mimis’, ‘Mrs. So’, ‘Jennifer Mimiston’, ‘Miso the Lioma’, and ‘Mi’.

Gravid with lies

How about a dump truck?

What is best in life?

Bangs!

In similarly important news, my cat, High Space Admiral Peaches, has renamed her litter box ‘Donald J Trunt’.

Of all the things that never happened that never happened the most.

‘Turbo’ everything in the 80s and ‘High Definition’ everything in the Aughts maybe?