Oh man on the paint? That’s just rude.

On a cyber truck or late model year…sure. But the ones that bought new before it was obvious how much of a shitheel Musk is…back when the Tesla stood apart as the electric car? Leave those guys alone. Or at least just inconvenience them by putting it on glass.

Thank you. If Ikea could write directions in Python, I would be sooooo happy.

For real. I gotta go to my BILs 40th tomorrow.

He’s a MAGAt. His wife is an obedient little servant. Also, he’s a cop and the party is at a cop bar.

Yeah I really don’t want to go. Hoping our blizzard shows up early and I can use it as an out.

Maybe musk is just trying to do us a solid by paying off our student, medical, and credit card debt?

Nah.

You don’t live west of where you work, I take it?

These scientists got a chill with the AI and surveillance tech and work on making a refillable toothpaste tube ffs.

It’s sad. This is how we get to “just following orders”, and I can’t say I blame them for not stopping them. Even if they wanted to, they’d just be replaced by someone who wouldn’t.

Killing your husband used to be the only way out of an abusive marriage.

Give it time, we’ll get back there eventually at this rate.

My initial thought was this was the cast of Chicago because of her.

Best we can do is Tim Hortons.

I keep trying to tell myself not to panic every time I think about draining out all my bank accounts. But at some point I should panic, right?

Hat should be red.

Let’s dispel once and for all with this fiction that Donald Trump doesn’t know what he’s doing. He knows exactly what he’s doing.

Is this AI?

Trump looks slim, that bowl looks…weird…and Uncle Ben’s finger looks to be bent at a very uncomfortable angle.

Authentic MexiCan™️ cousine.

Canadian bacon ranchero breakfast burrito.

Poutine nachos.

Fuck man. I’m down.

What else does Canada have? I’m already sold on the whole idea.

TIL Spez’s real name.

Fuck /u/Spez

Unless he legally changed his name, like Zoid Kirsch. Then I’d be saying don’t dead name. Even for /u/Spez. Zoid is cool people.

Parts of it. For now.

Humans can be incredibly resourceful if they fucking try.

I don’t know if it’s learned helplessness, complete ignorance, entitlement, narcissism, or some combination therein…but man, it bugs me when people can’t figure out a simple problem.

“Deemphasize prosecution of white-collar crimes”.

Alright so basically 2008 was a practice round and now we are really planning to make the worlds banks collapse in on their collective greed. Cool.

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