One of us! One of us!

Bro has never eaten Toblerone.

Julia Roberts.

She has way too many teeth, I’m scared.

🥀

Spitting the onion?

It doesn’t take longer. France announces the preliminary results of an election 2 hours after the polling places close.

Is American politics simply a matter of who can best kiss the ass of narcissistic reactionary billionaires?

Always has been.

Color me shocked.