You’re falling into your doom, and suddenly an advertiser materializes next to you and asks if you’ve already heard of their new internet banking accounts for minors. The situation is so ridiculous that you realize it’s a dream, and you can fly. You start flying, but suddenly you get a popup: “Flying is a premium feature; upgrade now!” You try to get a free trial, but the popup insists that you already used one with this e-mail address, so you try to subscribe to the premium plan. Suddenly your card declines, and you return to falling down, crying as more and more advertisers spawn around you, showing you random things.

Same. I remember trying to do crossword puzzles, and half of them were like, “Name of the actress who played X in the 90s series title.” Me: Hell if I know… name of a purple crystal used for jewelry and home decorations? oh yeah, I know this one!"

With sound, and it’s going to track your eyeballs so that you won’t look away!

I can confirm, it did turn out to be just that.

I can’t wait to get at least one of those. I will go around and blast Pitbull at full volume when a stranger starts staring at me.

When I saw the first two steps, I initially thought it was a guide for opening pills. I was like, “I wonder what hey will do with the powder inside… hold on, this isn’t a pill”.

I’m usually 1, sometimes 2 when I’m tired. I can imagine whole storylines as if they were movies, which made planning comic panels super easy to me. I was just imagining the whole scene in my head first and then extracting key frames 😆

It looks kinda cute from this angle. I love seeing insects in this shade of green, it makes their legs look like jellies

I can hear this image. It sounds like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff

sensually summons a water elemental, turning your floor into a river hi…

Reminds me of this:

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Does the cat still have food in its belly? I require pics 😺

I’m “it’s all metal” but in all genres. I just enjoy listening to whatever track that sparks joy (you definitely wouldn’t like me DJing on your party, lol)

I wonder if they added some softener when they washed them 😂

Some animals change their appearance as they age, but not capybaras. Capybaras are already born perfect, and they remain perfect until they die of old age.

For a second, my mind started imagining this, but in Ancient Greece. “Everyone Else” vs “Philosophers”, so that people know which bathroom to avoid if they want to have a quick visit.

It’s Bojack

“Khajit has wares if you have coin” vs “COIN.”

He’s having a stronk, call a bondulance