They make mushroom gummies too.

No.

Not because it’s toxic tho lol

Shits too expensive lol

My son went to turn in $5 he found at Freddy’s, the girl said " honey, you’re so sweet, you just keep it."

Nope, just wasn’t expecting that.

You’re missing his whole gag.

Us Treasury bonds is where it’s at

What a great reminder of the child you “lost”. Lol I’m sorry, that’s really dark.

I’d call 25 more than a few.

They’ve become so attached that they get anxious without them.

“Oh man, I gotta park far away so it doesn’t read my plates and info from the car… Well I’ve gotta bring my Galaxy watch so it counts all the extra steps I’ll be taking.”

Honestly just easier to leave it at home. Or in your vehicle, assuming you didn’t pass by the camera on your way, and leave it sufficiently far enough away. I doubt they can read RFID from cards yet, even at a close enough distance to cut the pole down, but might want to leave those at home as well.

Weird. I totally thought this was one of those quirks of the English language like chips/crisps, elevator/lift, cookie/biscuit or hood/bonnet where I was simply unfamiliar with the term. I never would have thought a literal bag of cakes, but for the life of me I couldn’t come up with anything cakelike that comes in a bag. Who puts cake in a bag?

Edit: I guess donut holes are cake-like and come in a bag.

A bag of cakes?

Just don’t forget to leave any electronic devices at home.

You had a typo in there but it still works. It’ll be profitable by sending you directed ads based on when you’re home and what rooms you’re in most.

My ex and I were roommates with 3 other people. The others were all gone and we were in my room getting ready, she got up to get lube or a vibrating cock ring or something, I can’t remember. But she left the door open. I’m laying there, dick straight up in the air when her cat jumps on my bed. Whatever, it’ll leave when we get down to business. But no, the cat sneakily crawls between my legs and licks the underside of my helmet. Right where that line of skin is that connects head to shaft. I freaked, cat freaked and ran off, I go soft and the mood is over.

If you thought a cats tongue was scratchy on your hand…

“were going to spread ourselves too thin to be able to defend ourselves!”

The threat of nukes and a weakened American ally will only get you so far. This is why Pakistan is spreading its nuclear umbrella.

Onionize

You’re half right, half wrong. Upvoted anyways but I’ll tell you why.

Half of bethesdas problems are the engine they use. The other half are bad writing. Neither is the fault of the devs that got laid off. I may be wrong on this point but I don’t think any of the writing team got laid off.

And the engine choice isn’t their fault either, they continue to duct tape new features to a 30 year old engine and rely on modders and like 3 senior devs that understand how it “works”. It’s like trying to run AI on a Gameboy. The younger devs are working with one arm tied behind their back, and that isn’t their fault either.

The best thing about bethesdas games are the things left to the types of devs that got laid off. The environmental storytelling, the Easter eggs, and the overall feel of the game. The people making the decisions are still there, still making bad decisions, and fistfuls of money.

So I do feel for the people that got laid off thanks to managements poor decisions like wasting time porting 11 and 15 year old games to every new system that comes out, or mobile games and MMOs.