Sometimes I put my underwear on inside out. I love the feeling of having the whole world in them.

Oh, just above the alligator pegging station?

So, where is the prostate massage basement?

Yeah! So they all get scurvy.

I think it’s also pretty gay to have sex with women. I mean, they are cute, clean, soft and doesnt have all that ass and back hair.

It’s more masculine to fuck some hairy beast. I mean, it’s pretty darn masculine to try to fuck a silver back gorilla.

Look dad! I’m a real toilet!

Hit it once, run away in circles and dodge the three slime balls. Hit it again and repeat.

Well, it’s not like it’s made of wood and have strings

Ah, those are the three bags you get in the sex book store.

When you’re at it, can you send it to my great great grandmother?

But still, the Pope often takes fetuses from pregnant women and bite them over the spine with his teeth. He then cracks the fetuses open and suck the spinal fluid out of the spine.

“What are you doing step ladder?”

Yeah… so she had sex with herself

?

You could be a blow queen… Then you get money and food at the same time.

Some people jokingly say that prostitution is the oldest profession. I don’t know about that, but transactional sex must be as old as humanity.

…and that’s pretty darn funny! Isn’t it? Come on… please

I just made a post there that people did not like. I thoght it was funny. I’m not banned though…yet

Brand new sentence right there

As an annoying colleague I send the original picture to my colleague at least once a week. Can I use your picture? He would be thrilled.