Oh, just above the alligator pegging station?
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So, where is the prostate massage basement?
Yeah! So they all get scurvy.
I think it’s also pretty gay to have sex with women. I mean, they are cute, clean, soft and doesnt have all that ass and back hair.
It’s more masculine to fuck some hairy beast. I mean, it’s pretty darn masculine to try to fuck a silver back gorilla.
wador@lemmy.zipto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•This applies to pretty much anything I do anymore
1·11 days agoHit it once, run away in circles and dodge the three slime balls. Hit it again and repeat.
wador@lemmy.zipto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Is there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone?
5·11 days agoWell, it’s not like it’s made of wood and have strings
Ah, those are the three bags you get in the sex book store.
When you’re at it, can you send it to my great great grandmother?
But still, the Pope often takes fetuses from pregnant women and bite them over the spine with his teeth. He then cracks the fetuses open and suck the spinal fluid out of the spine.
“What are you doing step ladder?”
Yeah… so she had sex with herself
wador@lemmy.zipto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How old is the "world's oldest profession"?
1·25 days agoYou could be a blow queen… Then you get money and food at the same time.
wador@lemmy.zipto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How old is the "world's oldest profession"?
16·25 days agoSome people jokingly say that prostitution is the oldest profession. I don’t know about that, but transactional sex must be as old as humanity.
…and that’s pretty darn funny! Isn’t it? Come on… please
wador@lemmy.zipto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Why can't you post a real shitpost on shitpost@lemmy?
1·25 days agoI just made a post there that people did not like. I thoght it was funny. I’m not banned though…yet
wador@lemmy.zipto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•when you eat a cherry cordial, do you bite off the nipple and suck out the cum first?
6·25 days agoBrand new sentence right there
As an annoying colleague I send the original picture to my colleague at least once a week. Can I use your picture? He would be thrilled.





Sometimes I put my underwear on inside out. I love the feeling of having the whole world in them.