They should let me know where these parties are hosted beforehand so that I can avoid those vicinities altogether :)
Better yet, find some article in the lease of the property they are hosting the parties out of that makes gatherings of that size illegal. Pretty good odds there is something they are doing that would be a violation.
Seems an appropriate turnaround.
Berkeley Property Owners Association: Why We’re “Housing Providers”
We politely decline the label “landlord” with its pejorative connotations.
Cf. job creators
Our society is entirely different today, and the continued use of the legal term “landlord” is slander against our members and all rental owners. Tenants have important civil protections against unfair practices, monopoly pricing, poor maintenance, etc.
*Laughs in rat infested rental home with a property management company in another state and 72h speedy eviction laws.*
In deference to their wishes I suggest landleech.
Mao Zedong rolling in the mausoleum after hearing this:
onion headline
I legit thought it was from The Onion too but it’s literally Vice
yea I know I just said “onion-ass headline” out loud when I read it
