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[Intro]

Surly Joe the president

He will govern never more

His days of genocidin’ , they are done

It was long about Jan Twenty

He left office oh so soon

But he never really took to anyone

[Verse 1]

Surly Joe (Surly Joe) 2x

Oh wherever he’s croakin’ now

I don’t know (We don’t know)

Trump was old but Joe was older

He was sick but Joe was sicker

And the table stopped his ticker, Surly Joe

Yee-haw!

[Verse 2]

Surly Joe (Surly Joe) 2x

Won’t be missed by anyone will Surly Joe

(Surly Joe)

Humankind he frown upon

But not now, his face is gone

Guess your frowning days are done

Oh, Surly Joe

(Yee-haw)

[Verse 3]

Surly Joe (Surly Joe) (2x)

A cedilla on the C of Curly Joe

(Surly Joe)

Just a ghoul in days of yore

Now they’re moping up the floor

One more sight to make him sore

Oh, Surly Joe

Yee-haw

[Verse 4]

Surly Joe (Surly Joe) 2x

Where the rest his face has got to

We don’t know (We don’t know)

He was never any fun

Now his grumpy race has run

Kisser blown to kingdom come

Oh, Surly Joe

(Yee-haw)