• eaterofclowns@lemmy.world
    12·
    27 days ago

    “What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Royal Capital, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Caelid, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this world, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the loyalists and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.” - Soldier of Godrick

  • SmokeyDope@lemmy.worldEnglish
    4·
    27 days ago

    “Yo smough just in case my health gets low, you’re gonna tag me out right? You, uh, you aren’t going to try bashing my fucking head in with your big hammer again, just to top off your health and steal my lightning powers. Right? We-we’ve talked about this Smough… Last time your hammer came SO close and you could have hurt me badly. I respect you as a partner, just wanted to make sure you can respect my boundaries on this…”

    Smough: "Finally got that prick. …I-I mean you’ll pay for this, you bastard chosen undeeeeeaaaaddd!