The depression for fElon is sinking in… don’t stop making fun of him

  • vga@sopuli.xyz
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    3 hours ago

    Hitler also didn’t physically hurt anyone in World War 2. He even had a car company that apparently made great products.

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    2 hours ago

    He was caught whipping his dick out to a woman he has power/authority over.

    It would be physically violent to swing a bat at Elon’s face and then stop at the last moment, even if there’s no physical contact. It’s not an “emotional attack” to point a gun at someone. You can be physically violent to others using your demeanor and closeness.

    But I guess forcing your dick into someone’s view in close proximity doesn’t count as physically hurting someone.

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    It’s not the hate a violence he’s concerned with, it’s the image that’s fucking his stock that he’s worried about. He wants to Steve Jobs it but he doesn’t have enough emotional awareness anymore to create the reality distortion field so he just goes full tyrant.

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    4 hours ago

    That tweet is so weird. He hates several groups of people (trans, etc), can’t they hate him back? He never physically hurt anyone? Well, no one has physically hurt him as well. So far, quid pro quo…?

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    And fishsticks are… breaded, they’re fried, they’re frozen.

    I don’t think he’ll ever get it.

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    4 hours ago

    Well nobody’s physically punched him in his exceedingly punchable face, so I guess there hasn’t been any violence against him at all! And frankly until we get to tell him in person to fuck off and die, by his metric we haven’t hated him either!

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    Ohhh I have never physically hurt anyone. Note the “physically” he knows exactly what the fuck he is doing. I hope his penis pump explodes, catches on fire, and burns him to death from the dick up.

    (the fate I wished on him that got me my final reddit ban! hahahah)

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      4 hours ago

      He knows, he qualified it with he hasn’t physically hurt anyone, so it’s like, cool, you know?

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    11 hours ago

    ooh, ooh! I can answer that!

    Because you’re a nazi piece of shit and have accomplished nothing more than being born rich and taking credit for other people’s work.

    Also you’re wrong about the products, your companies make absolute shit especially when they listen to you.

    Also you’re a sexual harasser obsessed with impregnating women because you can’t make up for the fact that you’re an unfuckable troglodyte.

    Oh and you were buddies with epstein and ghislaine.

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    11 hours ago

    That’s because Mr.Elon, you like Nazis & whitewashed Hitler’s crimes.

    Not to mention you also want to turn the world into a Anarcho-Capitalist hellscape.

    Oh & your products were never excellent in the first place

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    13 hours ago

    The harm Musk has done to people far exceeds that of if he were in nonstop physical altercations 24/7.

    Musk has killed people. Musk has starved children and animals.

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      3 hours ago

      Lmao, this. He’s been an asshole for years. The fact that THIS is finally what got people to turn against him is frankly pathetic. People have no morals.