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IndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.works to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon goes ape

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Anon goes ape

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IndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.works to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • Felicity "Kefi" Iris@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Then you realize that you died somewhere between steps 2 & 3.

    • IndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      I once saw him down six chained spicy Italian glizzies without breaking eye contact. Anon’s got this.

      • Mnemnosyne@lemmynsfw.com
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        Removedy?

        • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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          Your instance fails the scunthorpe test. It says s-p-i-c-y.

          LemmyNSFW admins keep making rookie mistakes.

        • IndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.worksOP
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          As in the function or that I removed comedy? In either case, yes.

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    Silverbacks are adult male gorillas, not adolescents. I’m beginning to doubt that anon has thought this through at all!

    • SSTF@lemmy.world
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      His plan is completely bananas.

      • pinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.cafe
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        If anyone tells him that, he’ll likely go completely apeshit

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    No because this is classical operant conditioning not Pavlovian.

    Edit: Corrected for my stupid response while exhausted.

    • Rodeo@lemmy.ca
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      Pavlovian conditioning IS classical conditioning: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classical_conditioning

      • Daefsdeda@sh.itjust.works
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        I think its like every pavlovian is a classical but not every classical is a pavlovian.

      • JokklMaster@lemmy.world
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        This is what happens when I’m posting while exhausted. It’s not Pavlovian/classical, it’s operant conditioning.

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    Because a raging silverback gorilla that can bench two tons just isn’t enough - it needs to be a swole silverback for it to count.

    Some guys really have self-confidence issues.

    No wonder even his made up girlfriend dumped him.

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    Man Dies After Secret Four-Year Battle With Gorilla

    • The Assman@sh.itjust.works
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      According to the foundation’s website, the growing problem affects one in every 29 million Americans, and one in every 80 Congolese.

      💀

    • Coldus12@reddthat.com
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      “After all, the gorilla is still in their basement”

      lmao

    • XEAL@lemm.ee
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      OK, I you got me until I checked the source

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    There’s no such thing as an adolescent silverback. A silverback is a fully mature dominant male. They don’t gain the silver coloration until they are mature, so the entire premise is a contradiction in terms.

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      Out of all the arguments that could’ve been made you chose the dumbest.

      Silverback is a species. Whether or not it has the silver back is irrelevant. It would still be an adolescent silverback even without a silver back.

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        I didn’t know so I googled it, you’re wrong. The species is Mountain Gorilla. Silverbacks are mature male troop leaders:

        https://virunga.org/wildlife/primates/mountain-gorillas/silverback-gorilla/

        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gorilla

        The Wikipedia article makes exactly one reference to silverbacks, again referring to the leader of the troop. Do the world a favor, check yourself before you talk shit.

        • Psythik@lemmy.world
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          I reject your reality and choose to believe that weird guy’s.

        • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world
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          So a silverback is a specific species of mountain gorilla that has a distinctive silver hair on its back after a certain age.

          Almost like I said silverback is a species

          • IndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.worksOP
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            Bald men are my favorite species. It gets me moist knowing that they can’t get me pregnant.

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            Lol, now say “rooster is a species”. Fuckin dork

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            Redditor Lemmy user admitting they might be wrong challenge (impossible)

            • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world
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              Nah I’ll admit it

              I looked it up at first and the phrasings I kept seeing was “species of mountain gorilla” so I assumed that meant it was a specific species. Woke up to the downvotes so I looked a little deeper and found out I was wrong.

              Personally I blame Google for not being able to answer concise questions like “is a silverback gorilla a species” but it is what it is ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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        Well, at least you are confidently wrong. I have a kind of weird grudging respect for the confidently incorrect bozo, like yourself.

        At least there’s entertainment value in it, right?

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    Couldn’t anon oh i don’t know get ripped himself ? Or is their ex a gorrila too cause that would explain why anon need a gorrilla for fight

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    Reading through the green text

    What kind of deranged experiment is- Oh. …Oh.

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    If you’re going for bulk and rage, you’re forgetting the copious amount of steroids…

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    Using Makima’s face for the post was the cherry on the cake.

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    So much effort… Just deliver to her adult male chimp after 3 weeks in solitary confinement.

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    Did anon have a workout buddy and this is about cheating?

  • Fizz@lemmy.nz
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    Or you could buy gorilla feed from the zoo and mpmd’s gorilla mind and gorilla mode. Then after your transformation is complete you take drugs and kill your ex girlfriend.

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    I swear I’ve seen this in Family Guy

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    This was funny until it became misogynistic, I guess

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      How? It could be a woman with a woman as an ex, nothing in the post suggests gender.

      Methinks projection from you, friend

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        We are talking about 4chan here, but you are more right than wrong.

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          Fair point lol

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