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Hellfire103@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Microplastics found in every human testicle in study

www.theguardian.com

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Microplastics found in every human testicle in study

www.theguardian.com

Hellfire103@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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Scientists say discovery may be linked to decades-long decline in sperm counts in men around the world

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/15619941

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    Since introducing micro-plastics into my diet I have never felt better, I am currently 43.4% plastic. I look forward to my reincarnation as a tesco carrier bag😍

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    You guys aren’t shooting confetti every time you ejaculate? Dang that must suck

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    How long until someone gives birth to a human-plastic hybrid?

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      I remember reading somewhere that microplastics are detectable in newborns now, so I guess technically we’re already there.

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    Fascinating, but ultimately bollocks

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    Right?!?

    ….also, left?

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    man that guy must have a big ol pair of polyetherimide balls.

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    I guess I’ll have to start fucking the plastic bottle recycling machine at the store.

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