LargePenis [he/him]

All Arabs are now western brained, it’s over for my people.

Well yeah, I’m seeing random left-adjacent accounts on Arab Twitter talking about it. I follow lots of Shia Islamists also and they’re also happy that a Twelver Shia will become mayor.

The total American cultural victory is undeniable when me, a Lebanese dude who has never set a foot in America and will never be able to get a visa, is pumped for Zohran Mamdani’s victory in his road to becoming the mayor of NYC. Honestly, good work America.

Aaaand we’re back to the regular programming schedule

The only revolution you’re getting is one where there’s a Trump Tower in Tehran and a McDonald’s next to the Azadi Tower

I hope no one will call us doomers and losers in the future when we call out Iran’s weakness and inaction towards their allies.

Gang I think it’s true, getting that same impending sense of doom from the resistance infosphere that I felt after the strike on Nasrallah and before Assad’s fall…

If, and that’s a humongous IF, if Trump is really right about this ceasefire thing, then I’ll bury myself in a bunker somewhere in Albania and commit the rest of my life to touching grass and smoking grass, because there’s really no rational actor on my beloved Axis of Resistance after Soleimani and Nasrallah.

How is this guy the president of the most dominant empire in human history

I hate how funny he is

Meme aside, here are some interesting news from the devil’s core:

JUST IN: President Trump does NOT want any further military engagements in the region, and they expected these attacks from Tehran, per CNN

Hope this means that Iran can continue pounding Tel Aviv

Gui-tar wouldn’t be a horrible pronunciation tbh. The Q(ق) sound in the local Qatari dialect is pronounced as a hard G, so something like Gi-tar would be a pretty acceptable pronunciation imo.

This was undeniably a “kayfabe” response by Iran. A strike against an empty American base, in a country that has the best relations with Iran in the Gulf region. Let’s see if the Americans can accept that everyone can come out looking strong or if they do something dumb af again.

Everything on Resistance media is indicating one thing: Iran will strike Al Udaid Base in Qatar possibly tonight. Every piece is moving in that direction.

Resistance channels are talking about minor damage at both Isfahan and Natanz, but more significant damage at Fordow. Nothing game changing though, but a few big collapsed tunnels and upper level rooms being completely destroyed.

BALLISTIC MISSILES LAUNCHED TOWARDS HAIFA AND THE NORTHERN OCCUPIED TERRITORIES

Not news, but highly important for us oldheads in the news mega. Where would you sit?

Make him an account here, we need him

If they manage to topple Iran, zionist bloodlust wouldn’t stop there, just like it didn’t stop with the subjugation of Syria, Egypt and Jordan. Suddenly they will get bloodlust for Sinai again, or the rest of Syria, or even fucking Turkey.

To change the mood a bit, some news from our favourite hellscape on earth, Ukraine.

• Russians have established a sizable buffer zone in Sumy Oblast, and are now just ~20km from Sumy City itself. They definitely won’t go for the city though, the plan seems to be to entrench in the massive forest next to the city and start harassing AFU groupings inside the city with smaller drones.

• Russians have officially crossed into Dnipropetrovsk Oblast, in the direction of the town of Novopavlivka. Entering Dnipropetrovsk means that Russians can now outflank the bigger Ukrainian fortifications in the south from both the north and the east, which will be vital if Russia ever goes on the offensive in the Zaporozhye direction.

• The noose around both Konstantinivka and Pokrovsk-Myrnograd is getting tighter and tighter after a smaller AFU collapse in the section in between the cities. The summer will likely see a Russian offensive towards Rodynske or Bilytske north of Pokrovsk, and Toretske north of Konstantinivka, which will effectively put both cities under operational encirclement with no actual roads for resupply.

• Manpower issues for the AFU in general are becoming very obvious at this stage, and they’re unable to plug all holes at once like they could a few months ago. They managed to stop the bleeding near Lyman a few weeks ago, but that came with the cost of losing significant ground near Toretsk, Siversk, Konstantinivka and in the north near Sumy. Russians are now doing small pushes across the whole front except Kherson and north of Kharkov, which is just too much for the AFU to handle. To stop the breakthrough near Pokrovsk a few months ago, they rotated some of the units that were active in the former Kursk occupied zone. The result was that Russian advances slowed down near Pokrovsk, but Russians were suddenly able to seize an important chunk of the Kursk-Sumy border region.