kriz@slrpnk.net · 8 days agoSLPT: Any cash money given to you when you work a cash register is your money! It was handed over to you! You get to decide how much to keep and how much to give to the business. message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up132arrow-down12
arrow-up130arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Any cash money given to you when you work a cash register is your money! It was handed over to you! You get to decide how much to keep and how much to give to the business. kriz@slrpnk.net · 8 days agomessage-square2fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 11 days agoSLPT: Need some space? You can yell "Get off my property!" from just about anywhere. Few people ever actually check the paperwork to prove it. message-squaremessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up178arrow-down12
arrow-up176arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Need some space? You can yell "Get off my property!" from just about anywhere. Few people ever actually check the paperwork to prove it. kriz@slrpnk.net · 11 days agomessage-square11fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 15 days agoSLPT: Save your burned out light bulbs. Next time you stay at an AirB&B, switch them out for working ones. message-squaremessage-square66fedilinkarrow-up1359arrow-down113
arrow-up1346arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Save your burned out light bulbs. Next time you stay at an AirB&B, switch them out for working ones. kriz@slrpnk.net · 15 days agomessage-square66fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 18 days agoSLPT: It's pretty easy to just follow an Amazon delivery van around and get free packages. Make a quick blue vest if you feel nervous to deflect suspicion. message-squaremessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up189arrow-down16
arrow-up183arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: It's pretty easy to just follow an Amazon delivery van around and get free packages. Make a quick blue vest if you feel nervous to deflect suspicion. kriz@slrpnk.net · 18 days agomessage-square19fedilink
athairmor@lemmy.world · 19 days agoSLPT: When you buy a new houseplant, take a photo of it as soon as you get home. That way, you'll be able to look back and see how poorly you've taken care of it.message-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up1249arrow-down11
arrow-up1248arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: When you buy a new houseplant, take a photo of it as soon as you get home. That way, you'll be able to look back and see how poorly you've taken care of it.athairmor@lemmy.world · 19 days agomessage-square6fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 21 days agoSLPT: Wearing a shirt that says "For entertainment purposes only" in large letters could get you out of legal trouble for your actions message-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down10
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Wearing a shirt that says "For entertainment purposes only" in large letters could get you out of legal trouble for your actions kriz@slrpnk.net · 21 days agomessage-square1fedilink
Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone · edit-224 days agoSLPT: Having trouble dating in your 30s+? Attend a class on Financially Planning for Divorce to meet wealthy people who will soon be single.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up111arrow-down10
arrow-up111arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Having trouble dating in your 30s+? Attend a class on Financially Planning for Divorce to meet wealthy people who will soon be single.plus-squareKit@lemmy.blahaj.zone · edit-224 days agomessage-square10fedilink
FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 24 days agoSLPT:plus-squarelemmy.worldimagemessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up111arrow-down11
arrow-up110arrow-down1imageSLPT:plus-squarelemmy.worldFundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 24 days agomessage-square1fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 24 days agoSLPT: Not happy with your living situation? It could be a lot worse. If you were on Mars you wouldn't even have enough oxygen to breathe! Venus would crush and boil you!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down11
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Not happy with your living situation? It could be a lot worse. If you were on Mars you wouldn't even have enough oxygen to breathe! Venus would crush and boil you!plus-squarekriz@slrpnk.net · 24 days agomessage-square3fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 25 days agoSLPT: Need an item? Check out stores! There are a lot of different kinds and most towns have them. It's a quick and easy way to get an item. message-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up159arrow-down15
arrow-up154arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Need an item? Check out stores! There are a lot of different kinds and most towns have them. It's a quick and easy way to get an item. kriz@slrpnk.net · 25 days agomessage-square6fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 26 days agoSLPT: If you are in a dangerous situation and someone yells "Duck!", make sure they aren't talking about the bird or you could end up looking real stupid. message-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up138arrow-down16
arrow-up132arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you are in a dangerous situation and someone yells "Duck!", make sure they aren't talking about the bird or you could end up looking real stupid. kriz@slrpnk.net · 26 days agomessage-square6fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · edit-227 days agoSLPT: Getting ready for a first date? Wear dirty underwear with a little poo inside. This helps you resist the evils of premarital sex. message-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up163arrow-down111
arrow-up152arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Getting ready for a first date? Wear dirty underwear with a little poo inside. This helps you resist the evils of premarital sex. kriz@slrpnk.net · edit-227 days agomessage-square7fedilink
Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agoSLPT: End all your longwinded tangential AuDHD rants about obscure topics with "thank you for coming to my TEDTalk."plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up148arrow-down13
arrow-up145arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: End all your longwinded tangential AuDHD rants about obscure topics with "thank you for coming to my TEDTalk."plus-squareApytele@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agomessage-square7fedilink
Lauchs@lemmy.world · 1 month agoSLPT: Show your partner you know and care about their family and friends by bringing them up in the bedroom.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up136arrow-down13
arrow-up133arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Show your partner you know and care about their family and friends by bringing them up in the bedroom.plus-squareLauchs@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square2fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 month agoSLPT(xmas): If it's for a local business, you can probably just print out something that looks like a gift card. Chances are whoever you gift it to won't redeem it anyway. message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up122arrow-down12
arrow-up120arrow-down1message-squareSLPT(xmas): If it's for a local business, you can probably just print out something that looks like a gift card. Chances are whoever you gift it to won't redeem it anyway. kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 month agomessage-square2fedilink
Lauchs@lemmy.world · 1 month agoSLPT: Make sure your kid's brain gets all the blood it needs by only carrying them upside down. message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up131arrow-down13
arrow-up128arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Make sure your kid's brain gets all the blood it needs by only carrying them upside down. Lauchs@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square2fedilink
Lauchs@lemmy.world · 2 months agoSLPT: Everyone loves baby animals so always try to have a wolf spider and her babies nearby!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up134arrow-down13
arrow-up131arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Everyone loves baby animals so always try to have a wolf spider and her babies nearby!plus-squareLauchs@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square1fedilink
Lauchs@lemmy.world · 2 months agoSLPT: Double your reading efficiency by only reading even pages. message-squaremessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up171arrow-down11
arrow-up170arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Double your reading efficiency by only reading even pages. Lauchs@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square17fedilink
Lauchs@lemmy.world · 2 months agoSLPT: Show interest in your friends kids by asking about them, specifically, how many years until they turn 18. message-squaremessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up1116arrow-down17
arrow-up1109arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Show interest in your friends kids by asking about them, specifically, how many years until they turn 18. Lauchs@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square15fedilink
TinyGuy449@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agoSLPT Feeling alone? You can easily make friends by going into a police station and screaming "i have a bomb", they will think youre realy funnymessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down113
arrow-up1-1arrow-down1message-squareSLPT Feeling alone? You can easily make friends by going into a police station and screaming "i have a bomb", they will think youre realy funnyTinyGuy449@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agomessage-square3fedilink
