Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months agoWe cater any event!sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square69fedilinkarrow-up1935arrow-down112
arrow-up1923arrow-down1imageWe cater any event!sh.itjust.worksSjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months agomessage-square69fedilink
minus-squarelightnsfw@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up32arrow-down1·10 months agoA catered quiet night alone sounds pretty dope actually.
minus-squaredumbass@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·10 months agoWaiter comes up with a tray: pig in a blanket? Me half stoned laying in bed: the fuck did you call me?
minus-squareHonkyTonkWoman@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 months agoAnother one comes around to gather your empty champagne glasses… “This one’s still full, want me to leave it?” “Nah, you can dump it. I wasn’t up for going to the toilet after being called a pig in a blanket…”
minus-squareNaoPb@eviltoast.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-210 months agoCatering companies would love to bring you food for 10 people and the plates to keep it warm for your quiet night alone. All you gotta do is pay.
A catered quiet night alone sounds pretty dope actually.
Waiter comes up with a tray: pig in a blanket?
Me half stoned laying in bed: the fuck did you call me?
Another one comes around to gather your empty champagne glasses…
“This one’s still full, want me to leave it?”
“Nah, you can dump it. I wasn’t up for going to the toilet after being called a pig in a blanket…”
Catering companies would love to bring you food for 10 people and the plates to keep it warm for your quiet night alone. All you gotta do is pay.