I just realised that “like it’s your first time” has a positive connotation I guess, but like… motherfucker? Do most people have non-awful first-time experiences of sex? Between garbage sex ed and cisheteronormativity I just can’t imagine. I doubt it was even momentous for most people tbh? Idk.
My story has unique enough details that I really shouldn’t tell it here, but I will tell you in DM if you’re interested.
The overview is that while it wasn’t good, it wasn’t awful either, it was just ridiculous and silly and attracted a large non-human audience 😂🤦
This means either a barn or a frankly abnormal amount of housepets. Either of which sound goofy tbh! Grats I think!
Also I got 40 replies to this thread again pls help