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Matt Walsh (Real)@sh.itjust.worksBanned to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

please ruin me if you look like 🤓

media.eepy.express

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please ruin me if you look like 🤓

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Matt Walsh (Real)@sh.itjust.worksBanned to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • Matt Walsh (Real)@sh.itjust.worksBannedOP
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    trans girls are welcome too 😳👉👈

    I’m only a bigot for the cameras, I promise I’ll treat you right bby 🥺

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      wat

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        you may notice my username is relevant for this joke 👀

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          Not everyone on lemmy is chronically online and knows who that bearded pedo is

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            Counter point: everyone on Lemmy is chronically online

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            Yes, but, as with all jokes, the ones who do get a laugh. No need to peg him down over it.

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            This is a niche, federated version of reddit. I think being chronically online is a prerequisite.

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            Hell, I am chronically online and I still didn’t know. I also generally don’t read usernames but even when this one was brought to my attention I was thinking John Walsh (as in the man’s whose son was abducted and “Code Adam” is named for).

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              Sometimes you just have to stick some creamed corn in your eyes and radio for backup.

              My favorite is when the police officers get kinky, and bust out the handcuffs!

              Be sure to tip them in crypto. It’s better than a hat!

              MY HANDS ARE BANANAS! YOUR HANDS ARE BANANAS! MY HANDS ARE BANANAS! YOUR HANDS ARE BANANAS!!!

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              Huh, I almost always read usernames. I find them hard to ignore even

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                Fascinating, I feel like my eyes don’t even look there.

                Edit: literally didn’t even read yours until after responding.

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                  Lol, I like having a silly name because I know it has caused atleast someone to crack a smile. Maybe thats why I can’t help but check usernames but I think it actually comes from my usage of tumblr back in the day. one-time-I-dreamt fooled me too many times to be forgotten

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          The guy from Veep and Conan?

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          deleted by creator

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            It doesn’t make it a bad joke, it just makes you not the intended audience.

            If you’re making a niche joke, don’t insult people who don’t get it, but if you don’t get a joke don’t insult the person who made it.

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              Well who CAN we insult in these trying times???

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                Yo moma

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              deleted by creator

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        Things got real awkward real fast

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      Thank you real matt walsh

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    I have very low standards

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      I thought this was the original joke. First meme needs a comma something fierce

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    Sorry, someone got to her first. https://youtu.be/tida3Ib7EAE

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      'Hol up a minute.

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      I had that same thought too… LOL

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    Pretty sure this is from Lily Pichu

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    Yet anothwr unrealist standard

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    In a cute way this reminds me of Kim Joy.

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    Looks like the moon from Bob’s burgers

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