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DxK@lemmy.world to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 months ago

JD Vance Has Panic Attack After Learning Jesus Was Childless

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DxK@lemmy.world to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 months ago
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JD Vance Has Panic Attack After Learning Jesus Was Childless — The Shovel
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Vice Presidential candidate JD Vance was being provided urgent medical care today after he found out that the man used to justify his party’s policy positions was a single, childless, unemployed hippie with two dads.
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    Jesus’s mother Mary is not Mary Magdalene. They were two different people. Neither Mary (Maryam, Mariam, Myriam) had a traditional last name. Mary Magdalene, meaning Mary from Magdala, was referred to as a repentant sinner that Jesus defended and befriended in the New Testament.

    https://www.catholic.com/magazine/online-edition/who-is-mary-magdalene

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      Were Jesus and Mags banging?

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        According to the Lost Gospel, yes. There’s also plenty of evidence in the New Testament that Mary was deeply committed to Jesus. She famously stood with the Virgin Mary and witnessed Jesus’s crucifixion and burial, and then later wept at his tomb.

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          You offer good insight, also I like your username

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            Thanks. I’m a dog person too, so right back at ya.

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      Very interesting, even though the theory has been dismissed. Thanks!

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