PowerOfGlove [she/her]@hexbear.net to games@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-23 years agoMy friend brought up the scenario of Kiryu fighting The Sopranos and I can't stop thinking about ithexbear.netimagemessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up10arrow-down1imageMy friend brought up the scenario of Kiryu fighting The Sopranos and I can't stop thinking about ithexbear.netPowerOfGlove [she/her]@hexbear.net to games@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-23 years agomessage-square10fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareabc [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 years agoAn episode of The Sopranos where Tony and the gang have to fight Kazuma Kiryu: INT. TOJO CLAN HEADQUARTERS - NIGHT Tony and the gang are gathered around the conference table, planning their next move. Kazuma Kiryu walks into the room and addresses them. Kazuma: Tony, I’ve come to settle things once and for all. Tony: Kiryu, you’re not welcome here. Get out before I have my guys break your legs. Kazuma: I’m not afraid of you, Tony. I’m going to take you down, just like I took down the Yamaguchi-gumi. Tony: Is that a challenge? Kazuma: You bet it is. The two men stare each other down, neither backing down. Finally, Tony speaks up. Tony: Alright, Kiryu. You’re on. The two men step out into the night, ready to fight. As they battle, the rest of the gang members cheering them on, it quickly becomes clear that Kiryu is the better fighter. Tony is knocked to the ground, and Kiryu stands over him, ready to deliver the finishing blow. But before he can, he’s stopped by a gunshot. Kiryu looks to see Tony’s wife, Carmela, standing there with a smoking gun. Carmela: That’s enough, Tony. It’s over. Kiryu nods, and walks away, leaving Tony and Carmela alone. Tony looks up at Carmela, and it is clear that this is the end of his life of crime.
minus-squareHo_Chi_Chungus [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 years agoDuring this entire scene, everyone is speaking English except Kiryu, who is speaking Japanese. Everyone understands each other perfectly somehow
minus-squarePowerOfGlove [she/her]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 years agoAlternatively: They’re speaking Japanese with a Joisey accent.
minus-squareinvo_rt [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 years agokino :miyazaki-laugh:
minus-squareabc [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-23 years agoWhy are Tony and Carmela in Japan?? Who knows. I regenerated it and got: An episode of The Sopranos where Tony and the gang have to fight Kazuma Kiryu. INT. TOJO CLAN HEADQUARTERS - NIGHT The Tojo Clan is gathered around the table. Tony Soprano is at the head, with Silvio Dante and Paulie Gualtieri on either side. Kazuma Kiryu walks in. Kiryu: Excuse me. I’m looking for the Tojo Clan. Tony: You found us. Who are you? Kiryu: My name is Kazuma Kiryu. I’m here to take down the Tojo Clan. Tony: Is that so? We’ll see about that. Kiryu: I’m not afraid of you. Tony: We’ll see about that, too. :liebknecht-processing:
An episode of The Sopranos where Tony and the gang have to fight Kazuma Kiryu:
INT. TOJO CLAN HEADQUARTERS - NIGHT
Tony and the gang are gathered around the conference table, planning their next move.
Kazuma Kiryu walks into the room and addresses them.
Kazuma: Tony, I’ve come to settle things once and for all.
Tony: Kiryu, you’re not welcome here. Get out before I have my guys break your legs.
Kazuma: I’m not afraid of you, Tony. I’m going to take you down, just like I took down the Yamaguchi-gumi.
Tony: Is that a challenge?
Kazuma: You bet it is.
The two men stare each other down, neither backing down.
Finally, Tony speaks up.
Tony: Alright, Kiryu. You’re on.
The two men step out into the night, ready to fight.
As they battle, the rest of the gang members cheering them on, it quickly becomes clear that Kiryu is the better fighter.
Tony is knocked to the ground, and Kiryu stands over him, ready to deliver the finishing blow.
But before he can, he’s stopped by a gunshot.
Kiryu looks to see Tony’s wife, Carmela, standing there with a smoking gun.
Carmela: That’s enough, Tony. It’s over.
Kiryu nods, and walks away, leaving Tony and Carmela alone.
Tony looks up at Carmela, and it is clear that this is the end of his life of crime.
During this entire scene, everyone is speaking English except Kiryu, who is speaking Japanese. Everyone understands each other perfectly somehow
Alternatively: They’re speaking Japanese with a Joisey accent.
kino :miyazaki-laugh:
Why are Tony and Carmela in Japan?? Who knows.
I regenerated it and got:
An episode of The Sopranos where Tony and the gang have to fight Kazuma Kiryu.
INT. TOJO CLAN HEADQUARTERS - NIGHT
The Tojo Clan is gathered around the table. Tony Soprano is at the head, with Silvio Dante and Paulie Gualtieri on either side.
Kazuma Kiryu walks in.
Kiryu: Excuse me. I’m looking for the Tojo Clan.
Tony: You found us. Who are you?
Kiryu: My name is Kazuma Kiryu. I’m here to take down the Tojo Clan.
Tony: Is that so? We’ll see about that.
Kiryu: I’m not afraid of you.
Tony: We’ll see about that, too.
:liebknecht-processing: