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TemutheeChallahmet [none/use name]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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3500 Israelis attended the funeral of an American moron who flew to Israel to fight Hamas, ate some halva, then died because he was allergic. Fake af country.

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3500 Israelis attended the funeral of an American moron who flew to Israel to fight Hamas, ate some halva, then died because he was allergic. Fake af country.

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  • stink@lemmygrad.ml
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    His immune system was khamas.

    • yuli [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      al-qashew nut allergy kelly

      • Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]@hexbear.net
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        Did you know that cashews come from a fruit?

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          i do!!! i spent a solid 5 min going back and forth on this before catching myself being way too pedantic

        • jack [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          I don’t agree

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    He was a general too at only 19 and 4 months in the military!

    • Skeleton_Erisma [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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      Holey shit did the semen extraction team arrive in time???

      • ICantStopSuckingDick [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        there’s a rumor that a hostile team got there first it-was-me

      • Sephitard9001 [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Israel about to be the only nation on Earth with a sizeable minority of their new generation literally being half-undead like some World of Warcraft village

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          Children of the Dead Seed (expected CWs apply)

      • TemutheeChallahmet [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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        Yeah, but they couldn’t extract anything because it turned out he was also molding the halva into rods and using them for sounding

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    Does anyone halva epi-pen?

    • CloutAtlas [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      A pen! A pen! My kingdom for a pen!

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    rip-bozo rip-bozo-grave

    Imagine being so thirsty for genocide/blood that you’d travel at your own expense to do so.

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      I’m leaning toward believing in an all-powerful deity now, because this asshole’s death seems like something an all-powerful deity would do.

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    no more halva measures waltuh

  • Aquilae [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    “Israeli” food was so bad bro fucking died

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    Critical support to allergies

    • Hello_Kitty_enjoyer [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      1. breed a bunch of lone star ticks
      2. release all over the 1st world
      3. watch as everybody emits 10% less carbon and/or dies from allergies
  • Feinsteins_Ghost [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    he expected to fight, yet his body couldn’t even fight off food.

  • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    packwatch

  • JamesConeZone [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    NYPD ass funeral

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Killed by one of the most Jewish of snacks

    How ironic

    • GlueBear [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Halva isn’t Jewish, it’s levant Arabian especially Lebanese and Palestinians.

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        Ah, I always got it from the Jewish deli I got lunch at

        My mistake

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          It’s fine, common misconception. Like saying couscous is “Israeli” when the Amazigh invented it.

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            I think people get confused on that one because of “Israeli” couscous or ptitim, which is actually different food. It’s a pasta product created by Nestle during the 1950s. Basically like acini di pepe but toasted.

            It sucks ass and is basically a Great Depression food from the austerity era following WWII.

        • TemutheeChallahmet [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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          It’d be funnier if he died from corned beef or dill herring

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            Choked to death on one of those giant pastrami sandwiches

    • Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]@hexbear.net
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      Honestly I associate halva most with the Caucasus but that’s only because of that one Shamkhan Daldayev song

      • HexReplyBot [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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        I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

        • yewtu.be
        • inv.nadeko.net
        • yt.artemislena.eu
        • piped.video
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      To be fair, halva is common all over the Arab/Turkish Mediterranean too, I used to buy it to my Turkish goods dealer.

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    What are the odds it was actually hamas-red-triangle

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      sit-back-and-enjoy

    • TemutheeChallahmet [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      The opposite, this was how he actually died but some propaganda outlets on Twitter claimed he was “liquidated.”

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        “No one have claimed responsibility for the allergic attack yet, but we suspect Hamas, IDF sources said.”

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    EAT THE HALVA!

    KICK THE FLAGPOLE!

    EAT THE HALVA!

    KICK THE FLAGPOLE!

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    Don’t any of them have jobs?

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      These are the real welfare queens reagan (rest in piss) was talking about

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    But, do you condemn Halvas???

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