CoolerOpposide [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 11 months agoBarron Trump is 6’8” and Slovenian. Fuck anybody pushing political ambitions onto this kid and for the love of god somebody get a basketball into his hands. The Knicks need a centerhexbear.netimagemessage-square57linkfedilinkarrow-up1138arrow-down12
arrow-up1136arrow-down1imageBarron Trump is 6’8” and Slovenian. Fuck anybody pushing political ambitions onto this kid and for the love of god somebody get a basketball into his hands. The Knicks need a centerhexbear.netCoolerOpposide [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square57linkfedilink
minus-squareHexamerous [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·edit-211 months agoLiterally, they’re going to tie a bunch of sticks to him and he will be unbreakable.
minus-squareautism_2 [any, it/its]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·11 months agoYou mean like, a gay VP?
minus-squareHexamerous [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·11 months agoThey will strap a bunch of gay guys to him like body armor so he can’t get assassinated by the woke left. But also, their swole gay bodies will work in unison and act like a exoskeleton, preventing his joints and back from blowing out. He’ll be unstoppable.
Literally, they’re going to tie a bunch of sticks to him and he will be unbreakable.
You mean like, a gay VP?
They will strap a bunch of gay guys to him like body armor so he can’t get assassinated by the woke left. But also, their swole gay bodies will work in unison and act like a exoskeleton, preventing his joints and back from blowing out.
He’ll be unstoppable.