• Agent641@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    “what’s a phone?”

    “I don’t know why my fingerprint isn’t working” (biometrics are disabled)

    “I don’t remember my passcode”

    “The guy at the phone place changed it for me”

    “It’s never really worked right.”

    “Who do you need to call anyway?”

    Just act like the dumbest creature on earth.