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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 months ago

Report Finds You Should Get To Retire After, Like, 6 Years Working Full-Time Job

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Report Finds You Should Get To Retire After, Like, 6 Years Working Full-Time Job

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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 months ago
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LOS ANGELES—Calling the findings of its comprehensive survey of American workplace practices “total bullshit,” the Institute for Research on Labor and Employment issued a report Monday concluding that you should be able to retire after, like, six years of working full time. “We evaluated the data around current U.S. employment rates, and our research shows […]
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    I’m a huge proponent of this

  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    God damn…I’m way past due! Instead I have to get a SECOND job!!!

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    Hey if they manage to pack an entire career’s worth of bullshit into those six years, then yes you should.

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    Nice, how do we make it happen?

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      organize and unionize

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