“Hey aliens, welcome to earth, bathroom is the last door on the left, last one out hit the lights, I appreciate you zapping my shitty manager but I still kind of have to go to work, people depend on me. Uh, there’s wine in the cupboard if you want any.”
They land in front of you and sorry they zapped your boss
“Hey aliens, welcome to earth, bathroom is the last door on the left, last one out hit the lights, I appreciate you zapping my shitty manager but I still kind of have to go to work, people depend on me. Uh, there’s wine in the cupboard if you want any.”
I would greet them as liberators