Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to The Internet in Ancient Times@lemmy.world · 5 months agoI don't get it. I'm a nice guy, I eat well, I work out, but I can never get a date. All Zeus has to do is turn into a swan and the ladies are all over him.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1141arrow-down15
arrow-up1136arrow-down1imageI don't get it. I'm a nice guy, I eat well, I work out, but I can never get a date. All Zeus has to do is turn into a swan and the ladies are all over him.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to The Internet in Ancient Times@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square17fedilink
minus-squarefern@lemmy.autism.placelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoBecause Zeus raped those women.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down2·5 months agoNone of those three look like they’re being raped to me.
minus-squareArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·5 months agoTbf, the one on the left is about to throw yarn at him, the one in the middle is kissing him, but we can’t see motion to get context, and the one on the right has a penis.
minus-squarefern@lemmy.autism.placelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 months ago😰 someone doesn’t read mythology or understand that “she looked like she was enjoying herself” is not a good justification.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-25 months ago🙄 Look at the image in the post. spoiler She’s kissing the swan and the other two ladies are into it. That’s the whole joke.
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·5 months agoOne of them ladies has a nice dick.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·5 months agoI see you’re familiar with Greece.
minus-squarefern@lemmy.autism.placelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 months agoMaybe I’m missing something then, where is Zeus?
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agoHe’s getting smooched by the lady.
Because Zeus raped those women.
No, don’t take notes!
None of those three look like they’re being raped to me.
Tbf, the one on the left is about to throw yarn at him, the one in the middle is kissing him, but we can’t see motion to get context, and the one on the right has a penis.
😰 someone doesn’t read mythology or understand that “she looked like she was enjoying herself” is not a good justification.
🙄 Look at the image in the post.
spoiler
She’s kissing the swan and the other two ladies are into it. That’s the whole joke.
One of them ladies has a nice dick.
I see you’re familiar with Greece.
Maybe I’m missing something then, where is Zeus?
He’s getting smooched by the lady.