Morale is at an all time low this year. The Eastern Front of Target and Costco has become trench warfare. Rumors abound the Trump administration wants to use nuclear weapons on the antifa troops. We need you now to do your part. Remember, I’ll say “ho ho ho” when I’m DEAD.
Don’t forget to stock up on those Jesus fake $100 bills to put in those bell ringer buckets. This will unlock the achievement “Return To Sender” and get your squad 50 battle points.