🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 months agoAnon hears a noisesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1494arrow-down16
arrow-up1488arrow-down1imageAnon hears a noisesh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 months agomessage-square16fedilink
minus-squareERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up60·3 months agoPlot Twist: Random noise is a stray cat breaking in, that is about to claim Anon
minus-squareEtherWhack@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·edit-23 months agoTwistier: The noises were never his cat and their house has been haunted the entire time. Or, maybe a squatter that just knows how to hide really well… Edit: my writing is horrible when I’m waking up
minus-squareScrotusMaximus@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·3 months agoLike a certain Parasite living in the unknown saferoom just behind the plum wine shelf
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoThe squatter also died last October.
Plot Twist: Random noise is a stray cat breaking in, that is about to claim Anon
Twistier: The noises were never his cat and their house has been haunted the entire time. Or, maybe a squatter that just knows how to hide really well…
Edit: my writing is horrible when I’m waking up
Like a certain Parasite living in the unknown saferoom just behind the plum wine shelf
The squatter also died last October.