• Bureaucrat@hexbear.netOP
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      2 months ago

      If I’m iffy about sitting in the carseat that your ex sat in, you can forget about me using the seat on the tandem your ex used. That’s been all up between her buttcheeks

      • 7bicycles [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        god now I’m curious how far you’d have to bicycle of theseus the tandem to get her to sit on it. Like is changing the seat fine? The handlebars, too? Pedals?

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          I’m curious how far someone would be willing to indulge the other. I can sort of understand being weird about a bicycle seat, if you have a thing with germs maybe. And the handles I guess, if they’re made out of that cheap rubber that rubs off on your hands. By the time I’m asked to put a new bell on the bike is when I’ll be tapping out.