cosecantphi [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-21 year agoBit idea: Person who thinks that wiping with water and toilet paper is not sufficient, insists one is not truly clean until they've wiped the area down with rubbing alcoholmessage-squaremessage-square30linkfedilinkarrow-up157arrow-down10
arrow-up157arrow-down1message-squareBit idea: Person who thinks that wiping with water and toilet paper is not sufficient, insists one is not truly clean until they've wiped the area down with rubbing alcoholcosecantphi [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square30linkfedilink
minus-squaregodlessworm [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·1 year agoi laugh at idiots who pay dozens of dollars for bidet attachments. i pee on my own butthole to clean it. i use god’s bidet.
minus-squareSkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 year agoTactically placed spoon on the toilet bowl so it pisses back at your butt
minus-squarebuh [she/her, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 year agothis is what the seashells are for
i laugh at idiots who pay dozens of dollars for bidet attachments. i pee on my own butthole to clean it. i use god’s bidet.
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Tactically placed spoon on the toilet bowl so it pisses back at your butt
this is what the seashells are for