🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 months agoAnon hates smartphonessh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square222fedilinkarrow-up1833arrow-down142
arrow-up1791arrow-down1imageAnon hates smartphonessh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 months agomessage-square222fedilink
minus-squareinv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·edit-25 months agoGPS, music, and I disagree about the camera. I’d love a dumb phone that could do GPS music and a camera and nothing else besides text and calls.
minus-squareReddfugee42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-25 months agoThe flashlight to where?
minus-squarebradd@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·edit-220 days agodeleted by creator
minus-squareuis@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·5 months agoEhh… I hate anal-locked phones. They are turing machines. They are mathematically proven to be as capable as any other turing machines.
minus-squareMeThisGuy@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up21·5 months ago anal-locked new kind of biometrics?
minus-squareUltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·5 months agoInsert authentication dildo to continue.
minus-squareuis@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 months agoOr anal-guarded. Yes. Translation of анально-огороженные.
minus-squareComment105@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 months agoIs this how Russians call the iPhone gay?
GPS, music, and I disagree about the camera. I’d love a dumb phone that could do GPS music and a camera and nothing else besides text and calls.
The flashlight to.
The flashlight to where?
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Ehh… I hate anal-locked phones. They are turing machines. They are mathematically proven to be as capable as any other turing machines.
new kind of biometrics?
Insert authentication dildo to continue.
Or anal-guarded. Yes. Translation of анально-огороженные.
Is this how Russians call the iPhone gay?