Kris Kringle that’s morbidly single?

Grandpa elf, too comfortable with himself?

Gnomic geezer that needs to needs to pee with tweezers?

Merry hairy faerie with a smelly jelly belly and a lower grower non-shower?

Gnome with no bone?

A Spright with a bud Light.

Win the Election with no erection.

Dilf on a disk?

Thor in a store?

…a dwarf using Morph

A Bear in a lair.

These are all good. gotta up my game.

Santa drinking a Fanta.

Shirt, shoes and serviced on your surface.

Yo, is this in Historical Ellicott City?

Cover the belly with green jelly

Use a toga to cover the boba.

The smock should cover the