The church would be standing room only. And mum would be all annoyed and go “tfft, why don’t they come the rest of the year”. And baby me would think “fucking fake Catholics”.
Also remembering the time my 9 year old brother got drunk on eggnog and shout-whispered “WOW I’M SO DRUNK” to me in church.
My mum is still judging you if you don’t go to church, btw.
My mum and sister go to whichever church has the best carols. They don’t care about the Jesus stuff, they just really like carol singing.
This is what I want. Singing songs in a big group is fun.