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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 5 months ago

It’s Easter now, insist supermarkets

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It’s Easter now, insist supermarkets

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 5 months ago
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Supermarkets have announced it is Easter this morning, ending the run of Christmas which began in October.
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    Supermarkets:

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      Because there’s only one seasonal isle.

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        So is that family planning aisle if you’re in the mood

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          Lol I like your style

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            There is non seasonal chocolate and flowers in addition to the contraceptive shelves, depending if your planning is for or against.

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