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minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up37·4 months agoIf i was stuck in a room with Gollum, Sauron and Tate with a gun and two bullets, I’d shoot Tate twice.
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 months agoWhat if there were also a bear?
minus-squareAnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months agoThe bear deserves better food
If i was stuck in a room with Gollum, Sauron and Tate with a gun and two bullets, I’d shoot Tate twice.
What if there were also a bear?
I would try to pet it.
Unleash the bear on Tate
And then shoot him.
The bear deserves better food