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minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-23 months agoActually … a suspicious amount of animals fall within that definition now that I think about it. Cats, birbs, basically anything fren-shaped that doesn’t show signs of distress by my presence. If they want to be petted I’m just gonna sit down and make it a day.
minus-squareMissJinx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agotbf if a fucking lion crossed my path and instead of killing me waited for me to follow I would.
minus-squarechetradley@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoLeads you to lion’s den. Other lions: “door dash is here!”
Actually … a suspicious amount of animals fall within that definition now that I think about it.
Cats, birbs, basically anything fren-shaped that doesn’t show signs of distress by my presence.
If they want to be petted I’m just gonna sit down and make it a day.
tbf if a fucking lion crossed my path and instead of killing me waited for me to follow I would.
Leads you to lion’s den. Other lions: “door dash is here!”