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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

Man Locks Down Marriage Proposal Just As Hair Loss Becomes Noticeable

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago
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GATLINBURG, TN—Having assessed the evidence in the couple’s wedding photos, sources reported Monday that local man Kevin Butryn appeared to have locked down his marriage proposal to wife Sandra Lewis just as his hair loss was becoming noticeable. “Whoa, check out that receding hairline! He just made it in by the skin…
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  • jballs@sh.itjust.works
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    Can relate. Especially the last line part.

    • ashtefere@lemmy.world
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      Same. Literally me.

  • Kahlenar@lemmy.world
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    Definitely not the Picard Maneuver

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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      The Picard maneuver here would be to shave it early and look the same age for like 30 years

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        Pretty much what I did. I started to thin on top in my early thirties. Nothing major at the time but it was obvious where it was going so I shaved it all off and have been since.

        Aside from a few more wrinkles I look pretty much the same twenty years later…

        …though my beard has recently started to sprout a few grey hairs.

        • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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          You’ve gotta keep the beard though. Unless you’re Patrick Stewart or The Rock, every movie ever made says that a dude with a shaved head AND face is untrustworthy.

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    Heartwarming. She noticed but decided to follow her heart of hearts and say yes anyway.

    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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      Heart of hearts, is that the new name for Gspot?

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        Mutual Savings Account

        • teft@startrek.website
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          The way to her heart is financial stability.

        • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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          His cock reaches all the way to the bank?

          • WarmSoda@lemm.ee
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            Same thing to some women.

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    Removed by mod

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