When train carriages were returned to Poland’s state-owned railway company, it emerged that five pallets of mines were missing.
Onet reported that the missing mines were carried on a civilian carriage through several Polish cities, including Szczecin, Poznań, Warsaw and Białystok, over the course of nearly two weeks. They were eventually located near Orla, a village in northeastern Poland, inside a warehouse belonging to furniture giant IKEA.
That’s just Ikea’s new rapid disassembly tool, ësplöddën
Waiting for the day 3000 IKEA desks in Russia all explode at once.
I was going to tell a Polish joke but this is one.
It’s a joke that wrote itself.
getting lost in IKEA sounds a bit more risky now
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It takes a lot of pressure to trigger an anti-tank mine. I don’t think that you’d manage it just stepping on it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MPP-B_Wierzba_mine
This is a current Polish anti-tank mine. WP says that it’s apparently similar to the Soviet TM-62.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TM-62
Operating pressure: 150 to 550 kilograms (330 to 1,210 lb)
Luckily it wasn’t an American IKEA or it would’ve been a bloodbath.
you might want to tell your mom to stay in your car next ikea trip
I should start dieting
