UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agoIf your pet became president, what would be its first decree?message-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareIf your pet became president, what would be its first decree?UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square5fedilinkfile-text
My dog would immediately deport all mailmen regardless of nationality. She deems them to be an existential threat.
minus-squareplinky [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoNobody should visit anyone at home, as they bring unknown smells and force brave cats in good standing hide in a closet.
Nobody should visit anyone at home, as they bring unknown smells and force brave cats in good standing hide in a closet.