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Garibaldee@lemm.ee to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 months ago

Naive Man Puts Money Into 401(k) as if Future Exists

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Naive Man Puts Money Into 401(k) as if Future Exists

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Garibaldee@lemm.ee to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 months ago
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Local naive man Collin Blakeman blissfully contributed savings to his 401(k) despite the fact there is no future in which he will be able to use them.
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    8 months ago

    Yeah dude. What job let’s you put less than a dollar in? Id love to hear that. The money is not there. I suggest you look at yours.

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        8 months ago

        Glad you’re admitting it.

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