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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 months ago

Billionaire known for stealing people’s ideas debuts totally new, original salute

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Billionaire known for stealing people’s ideas debuts totally new, original salute

www.thebeaverton.com

ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 months ago
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WASHINGTON D. C. – Attention seeking billionaire and human husk, Elon Musk, known for co-opting other people’s ideas and profiting from them, came out at President Trump’s inauguration to debut a new salute he’s calling “The Sieg Heil 2.0.”
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    Honestly this is the most believable excuse that I’ve read so far. “Throwing his ‘heart’ to the fans” is that seriously the best these Nazi asshats can come up with?

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      If he didn’t want everyone to think he was a nazi then he would come and tell people that himself, because he would be ashamed and appalled that it has been misconstrued as such. But instead theres random cock suckers tripping over themselves to do it on his behalf like he’s incapable of doing it.

      Which just means he’s fine with people thinking he is a nazi.

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        Which means that he’s just fine with people thinking that he’s a nazi

        The most enthusiastic zeig heil since nineteen forty five

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        If people are arguing that you are not a nazi, why intervene? Its too much effort

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      But even then, two hearts? What, is he a Klingon?

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        Today is a good day (for him) to die.

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          He has no honor.

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            8 months ago

            p’tahk!

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        8 months ago

        Is he The Master?

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          Not clever enough.

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            Maybe its all part of the act. I mean look where it got him.

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      He’s absolutely throwing his heart clearly to his fans! Like a Nazi.

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