You’re cutting through a tiny neighborhood street at 40 mph you deserve all of the damage you just did to your dumbass sedan.

And now we all have to hear ZZZZOOOOOM SCREEEEE SMASSHAHASHASHSAHHASH it’s music to my ears

I drive a small very low to the ground car and I have never once damaged it on a speed bump because I FUCKING DRIVE CAREFULLY ON SIDE STREETS holy fuck I wish a very swift “you no longer have a front bumper” to all “this neighborhood street full of children playing is my racetrack” enjoyers