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Squorlple@lemmy.world to Shitty Movie Details@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago

In Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (1980), Han Solo sees a fascist leader and immediately shoots at him. The Rebels are actually the bad guys because they should have responded nonviolently.

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In Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (1980), Han Solo sees a fascist leader and immediately shoots at him. The Rebels are actually the bad guys because they should have responded nonviolently.

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    Solo always shoots first.

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      I never liked the saying “Han shot first” because it implies that Greedo attempted to shoot Han at all instead of dying like a little bitch for literally telling him he planned on killing him.

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        I saw it in the theatre in ‘77 - twice the first time cause back then you could wait for the next run and the hype hadn’t created the line ups yet. Han shot first in that cut, no question.

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          Georgie only changed it in later cuts because he forgot which way it was supposed to be.

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          So, you’re saying you magically saw some version where Greedo shot at Han?

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            Uhhh, no.

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              I think you misunderstood my first comment, then. I’m not sure why else you would make that comment.

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        Greedo was pointing a blaster at him. He was clearly going to shoot, but Han shot first.

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          Nah, Greedo got greedy and thought he could capture Han alive for more money.

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          Of course when you include that specific context it makes sense. However, the actual context is that there are different versions, like one where they shoot at the same time and he dodges it.

          https://youtube.com/watch?v=3g6pDeGG8oc

          So, saying “Han shot first” without adding in extra context like “before Greedo shot” then you’re implying something entirely different.

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