Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 10 days agoAmerikkkans don't even have the honor to go down in their $100+ million dollar baby bomberhexbear.netimagemessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up199arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up197arrow-down1imageAmerikkkans don't even have the honor to go down in their $100+ million dollar baby bomberhexbear.netPosadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square20fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarePKMKII [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·10 days agoTrump launches an invasion of Greenland but the planes all fall apart mid-flight and the troops end up as popsicles in the North Atlantic Ocean.
minus-squareSacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·edit-210 days agoThe aircraft fail during invasion because a critical component was not designed to handle just how cold the weather is in that region Skimping on hardened devices capable of handling said weather saved Lockheed Martin 10 dollars per plane The ‘fix’ costs 50 million dollars and all F 35s grounded for months
Trump launches an invasion of Greenland but the planes all fall apart mid-flight and the troops end up as popsicles in the North Atlantic Ocean.
The aircraft fail during invasion because a critical component was not designed to handle just how cold the weather is in that region
Skimping on hardened devices capable of handling said weather saved Lockheed Martin 10 dollars per plane
The ‘fix’ costs 50 million dollars and all F 35s grounded for months