The restaurant where I was getting free breakfast sandwiches every day decided that they aren’t doing that anymore. Seems like too many of my “friends” decided they also wanted free breakfast sandwiches every fucking day.

Being able to eat breakfast every day like a normal person was fun while it lasted, I guess.

I’m allthetimesivedied on Venmo and CashApp. DM me for PayPal info because I have to use a friend’s. I also accept DoorDash credits, digital gift cards, etc.

  • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]@hexbear.netB
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    19 hours ago

    The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

    نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

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